When your Berghain “friends” ditched you in the queue but you got in anyway

Just like you knew you would

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When you bump into your boss at 8am on the dancefloor

oops

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When tourists do those “bicycle tours” through your hood

“Look, the Berlin animal in its natural habitat!”

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When someone on Tinder asks you what to do in Berlin on the weekend

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When you’re *still* trying to make it happen with German guys

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Attention or gtfo. 

More on dating German guys

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When a boy moves to Berlin to “find and explore himself”

I <333333 Nicole Richie. Stolen from super cutie Nathan Beyonce

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When you now speak proper German but get customer service from an Austrian

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When someone says “Let’s go to Matrix!”

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When weather is weather

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When you look at the weather forecast for the next week

Hot af

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