WHEN YOU LIVE IN BERLIN: Archive

I’m back in the UK this week, so will be a bit slow/non existent on the posting. Obviously am having Kreuzberg withdrawal symptoms already that only Club Mate can cure… keep Berlin warm for me plz.

Jun 17, 2013 12 notes

#airplane gif #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #gif #aeroplane #flying #travel #kreuzberg

When you get Haftpflichtversicherung

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Submitted by medwhump. Who is just making me lol all over the place today.

Jun 15, 2013 33 notes

#insurance #haftpflichtversicherung #liability #german #germany #legal #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When you take a winter's worth of pfand to Real

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Submitted by wolfwest

Jun 15, 2013 7 notes

#berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #the wizard of oz #yellow brick road #we're off to see the wizard #submission

When you try to give the guy at the Spaeti a 50 euro note to buy a beer

Submitted by Christina Zahra

Jun 14, 2013 31 notes

#get out #change #berlin #gif #spaeti #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin

When you wander into an unassuming small boutique in Mitte

Submitted by medwhump (SO MANY GOOD ONES! <3)

Jun 14, 2013 89 notes

#boutique #expensive #price tag #mitte #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #shopping #submission

When the U-Bahn is above ground and the S-bahn is below ground

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Submitted by medwhump

Jun 13, 2013 63 notes

#inception #upside down #topsy turvy #gif #berlin #u bahn #s bahn #bvg #submission

When you read Toytown Germany after having lived here for six months

Submitted by megababe Binny

Jun 13, 2013 19 notes

#banging head #gif #toytown #germany #expats #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #scrubs

When your C1 level German is assaulted by a visitor's heavy Bavarian dialect

Submitted by medwhump

Jun 12, 2013 130 notes

#everything was making sense and now it doesn't #tears #crying #german #languages #learning #bavarian #bavaria #gif #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When you forget to keep an eye on your empty Pfandflaschen in Mauerpark

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Submitted by medwhump, who sent me loads, THANKS!

Jun 12, 2013 24 notes

#stealing #pfand #bottles #kids #children #monkey #gif #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When you get an ominous-looking letter in German

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Submitted by Steven Blum: omg-berlin.blogspot.com

Jun 11, 2013 22 notes

#didn't read #tldr #german #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When you move to Berlin to write your novel

Expectation

Reality

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Submitted by writer and melon puker Dave Wingrave

Jun 11, 2013 44 notes

#melon head #puke #vomit #drinking #writing #procrastination #typing #jim carrey #novel #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #writers

When vegans tell you how you could replace every part of your meal with tofu or seeds

Submitted by Mrcill Asnio Lvaro

Jun 10, 2013 75 notes

#shut up #diet #salad #vegans #berlin #gif

When Maxime Ballesteros taps you on the shoulder at a magazine launch

…and then says “Oh sorry, I thought you were someone else…”

Jun 10, 2013 19 notes

#shame #maxime ballesteros #jennifer lawrence #beyonce #kiss #omg #oh my god #magazine launch #berlin #gif #whenyouliveinberlin #whenyoulivein

When you get off the U-Bahn while it's still moving

Submitted by medwhump

Jun 10, 2013 107 notes

#beyonce #queen b #crazy in love #berlin #gif #strut #u bahn #transport #bvg #submission

When you dare to say you don't like beer

Submitted by Lefelant

Jun 9, 2013 17 notes

#beer #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #you're crazy

When they have a flavour of crisps that isn't paprika at the shop

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Submitted by uri

Jun 8, 2013 33 notes

#spongebob squarepants #eating hands #crisps #chips #paprika #berlin #gif #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin

When you get a job interview and realise it's actually for an internship

Anon submission

Jun 8, 2013 29 notes

#berlin #gif #jobs #hunt #search #fuck #internships

When you take a native German speaker with you to the anything-amt

Pure genius from kjonsson

Jun 6, 2013 77 notes

#berlin #gif #amt #game of thrones #dragons #Danaerys Stormborn #got

When you go to the park at 8am after the club

Submitted by 1marcelafae1. Oh man, this is me all over.

Jun 5, 2013 40 notes

#clubbing #partying #drinking #panda #berlin #gif #swinging #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When a cafe with poetry readings and spiritual ethnic art asks you if you want to join their mailing list

Submitted by visualblack

Jun 5, 2013 12 notes

#mailing list #berlin #gif #ummmmm no #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin

When you ask a post-internet artist to explain their manifesto

Submitted by Dave"never tells the truth" Wingrave

Jun 4, 2013 24 notes

#post-internet #manifesto #berlin #gif #art #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #american dad #privilege #upper-middle class #white

When you go to Neukölln Arcaden on a Saturday morning

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Submitted by szeneputzen

Jun 3, 2013 19 notes

#simpsons #capitalism #marxism #rebellion #neukoelln #berlin #gif #submission

When you're standing in front of Sven Marquardt

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Submitted by Waldo

Jun 2, 2013 35 notes

#sven marquardt #berlin #gif #berghain #scared #nervous

When you leave Trinkteufel at 11AM on Sunday

Submitted by 1marcelafae1

Jun 1, 2013 18 notes

#cat #gif #tongue #trinkteufel #sunday #hangover #drunk #bleugh #berlin #whenyoulivein #whenyouliveinberlin #submission

When your flatmate breaks up with his boyfriend and gets into a slutty spiral

Submitted by Mrcill Asnsio Lvaro

Jun 1, 2013 20 notes

#oh my god #gif #judging #slutty #berlin #flatmates #breakups #rebound #emma stone